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So this reminds me of a serious question I always wonder about. In heaven we will still be finite creatures, at least compared to God, but if we live forever how will our brains hold an eternal amount of memories and information? I bet our heavenly brains will be a lot more powerful and store a lot more, but wouldn't they eventually run out of space? Maybe after like a million years you forget everything that happened before that.
Maybe that is why there are Books in Heaven to record everything--so we can refer to them for information as our minds seek to learn through eternity. I wonder what the Lord's library must look like! I'm betting the books must be spectacular! What form do you suppose they are in?
My eyes stay open through the watches of the night, that I may meditate on your promises. (Psalm 119:148)
mike: This is what Paul is talking about in Romans 1. It is literally what we were told would happen. This is the pinnacle of sin, and iniquity. We are lawless and not holding ourselves accountable to be HOLY!
Jan 19, 2021 18:53:04 GMT -6
EnochWalked: Bernie: Sometimes I think that the only reason Christians are still allowed to say that is because non-believers have been conditioned not to want Heaven. Similarly, saying "homosexual acts are sinful" is only allowed because they aren't offended by sin.
Jan 19, 2021 19:32:36 GMT -6
Servant: Thanks Gary. I am waiting for the subtitles to show up. I wonder how everyone thinks of Joe Biden? Will he make America great again or not?
Jan 20, 2021 10:15:21 GMT -6
EnochWalked: Servant: I think many are feeling that America shouldn't rely on a president to make it great again. A president isn't a king, much less the King of kings. God can bless a nation despite its leaders, or punish a nation for trusting too much in one.
Jan 20, 2021 11:37:32 GMT -6
EnochWalked: Thanks Gary and bernie for the links. I hadn't heard of "Common Pass", but it's exactly what I feared they would create: 'Common Pass is a "globally-interoperable platform for people to document their COVID-19 status'
Jan 20, 2021 11:42:35 GMT -6
EnochWalked: I don't know if these words from Biden's inaugural address are foreshadowing: "So, I ask you, let's say a silent prayer for those who have lost their lives and those left behind and for our country."
Jan 20, 2021 11:46:15 GMT -6
bernie: Thanks EW, a foreshadowing indeed. And they will certainly need the prayer, as will our new president. I've never been a fan of Joe, but it's time to pray for him as we're commanded.
Jan 20, 2021 12:47:14 GMT -6
Servant: EnochWalked: You are right, I should ask this way, will the Lord make America whole again? Hard to know for sure.
Jan 20, 2021 12:56:48 GMT -6
mike: Servant - based on our (the church) current trajectory, no He will not. It is not hard to know, look at the examples of the Kings of Israel/Judah for example. Who resisted the horrors and what happened to them? God would not be just if He didnt punish US
Jan 20, 2021 14:00:46 GMT -6
EnochWalked: Good points, bernie and Servant. I think that the "pattern" or "hint" of the two solar eclipses cutting through America suggest that the divisions might not heal in the next 3 years at least, but perhaps divine intervention might surprise people in 2024.
Jan 20, 2021 14:06:11 GMT -6
Servant: Mike: EnochWalked: There is a chance for America to repent and then the judgment to be postpone. Or America don't repent, it can go either way, only the Lord knows.
Jan 20, 2021 15:11:19 GMT -6
EnochWalked: www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/category/types/magicicada/ "Periodical cicada Brood X (10) will emerge in the spring of 2021". They have been dormant underground for 17 years, ready to be transformed and fly away. Is this another sign of the times?
Jan 20, 2021 15:53:04 GMT -6