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Post by Natalie on Nov 7, 2017 8:28:40 GMT -6
I once saw a list of Toddler Rules, so my kids and I have been making up Cat Rules... 1. If I can fit in it, it's mine. 2. If I can hit it under the furniture, it's mine. 3. If I rub my face on it, it's mine. 4. If it's a window, it's mine. 5. If I can sit on its lap, it's mine. 6. If I can jump up on it, it's mine. 7. If I can knock it off on the floor, it's mine. 8. If it rolls, it's mine. 9. If it will give me treats, it's mine. 10. If I cover it in fur, it's mine. 11. If it's a box, it's mine. Feel free to add more.  |
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Post by nana on Nov 7, 2017 11:48:45 GMT -6
I once saw a list of Toddler Rules, so my kids and I have been making up Cat Rules... 1. If I can fit in it, it's mine. 2. If I can hit it under the furniture, it's mine. 3. If I rub my face on it, it's mine. 4. If it's a window, it's mine. 5. If I can sit on its lap, it's mine. 6. If I can jump up on it, it's mine. 7. If I can knock it off on the floor, it's mine. 8. If it rolls, it's mine. 9. If it will give me treats, it's mine. 10. If I cover it in fur, it's mine. 11. If it's a box, it's mine. Feel free to add more. Hahahaha, too funny and true.
If you look at me, your mine
If you climb off the ladder, it's mine
If you set it down, it's mine
If I don't like it I will swat at you
If I am hungry in the middle of the night and my food bowl is empty, I will wake you up
If I want something I will follow you around until I get it or head butt you
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2017 14:55:28 GMT -6
I once saw a list of Toddler Rules, so my kids and I have been making up Cat Rules... 1. If I can fit in it, it's mine. 2. If I can hit it under the furniture, it's mine. 3. If I rub my face on it, it's mine. 4. If it's a window, it's mine. 5. If I can sit on its lap, it's mine. 6. If I can jump up on it, it's mine. 7. If I can knock it off on the floor, it's mine. 8. If it rolls, it's mine. 9. If it will give me treats, it's mine. 10. If I cover it in fur, it's mine. 11. If it's a box, it's mine. Feel free to add more. Hahahaha, too funny and true.
If you look at me, your mine
If you climb off the ladder, it's mine
If you set it down, it's mine
If I don't like it I will swat at you
If I am hungry in the middle of the night and my food bowl is empty, I will wake you up
If I want something I will follow you around until I get it or head butt you
That place you are about to put your next step? You know in the dark, on the stairs? Yep - it's mine! |
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Post by Natalie on Nov 7, 2017 15:10:01 GMT -6
Those are great! And so true!
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Post by nana on Nov 8, 2017 11:11:23 GMT -6
I am just going to wake you up because I want to play.
Our sons cat did that last night. Looks like we have a long time guest now, son is back over the road and, well, we are the official cat sitters.
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Post by Natalie on Nov 8, 2017 15:51:25 GMT -6
I must stand directly behind you when you are cooking.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2017 16:13:31 GMT -6
Don't worry about keeping my litter box fresh - That box of old gloves in the closet will do just fine.
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Post by Natalie on Nov 8, 2017 17:41:15 GMT -6
oh no  Once, my cat managed to turn the screen sideways on a laptop. Laptops must be warm and comfy...although my cat has been known to sit in a box of Legos. |
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Post by yardstick on Nov 8, 2017 17:56:23 GMT -6
oh no Once, my cat managed to turn the screen sideways on a laptop. Laptops must be warm and comfy...although my cat has been known to sit in a box of Legos. If you've left the lid down on your laptop, it's warm enough for me to lay on, and thereby it's mine. The catnip mouse is mine, but I'll share it if you throw it for me to fetch. Your computer keyboard makes a good masseuse, it's mine. |
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Post by yardstick on Nov 8, 2017 17:57:54 GMT -6
The dustbunnies on a thousand floorboards are mine.
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Post by yardstick on Nov 8, 2017 17:59:21 GMT -6
The toes you wiggle under your blankets while you sleep, are mine.
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Post by yardstick on Nov 8, 2017 18:00:39 GMT -6
Your attention is not mine, unless I want you to feed me. Then, all of your attention is mine.
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Post by Natalie on Nov 8, 2017 19:06:52 GMT -6
The dustbunnies on a thousand floorboards are mine. Because most were created by cat hair. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2017 19:19:55 GMT -6
yardstick may have found a new calling: writing feline greeting cards!
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Post by sawdy on Nov 8, 2017 20:54:58 GMT -6
What do you mean, I am an outside cat?
You chose to park in the garage, so your windshield is fair game for my paw prints.
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